Entry Submitted by GK at 1:57 PM EDT on September 21, 2019
I have been told I am negative by many self proclaimed lightworkers in my 20 years on the internet.
I used to do stand-up comedy but I decided to quit before the audience slash lynchmobs became empowered and remembered to bring rope to the show. I rarely made fun of other people and chose instead to make fun of myself.
However, it occurred to me today if lightworkers wrote my routine, what would that sound like?
Hello everyone what a beautiful day to be alive. The sun was shining, the sky was blue... I smiled at a man walking his dog and told him to have a blessed day.
Whole Foods had the most wonderful lemon muffins on special today and samples of hummus and gluten free vegetable based sea salt crisps. They were yummy.
I went to the bookstore and browsed the inspiration shelves and bought the Guide to Good Vibrations. Then I went for a run by the duck pond and listened to a new age harp player on my ipod. I think I was transported to the sixth dimension and the ducks smiled at me.
Then I went to my Yoga class and had revelation after revelation. One of which was to paint my study sunset magenta.
Well that is my time everyone, remember to bless your waitress.
https://youtu.be/mdt0SOqPJcg
Grrr. Definitely not seeing the light these days but I will count the following blessings.
I went searching for spare change today in my car and found a beer can. The police think an empty beer can means you drink and drive when in actuality it means... Uhh .. I
... I pick up litter... That I am environmentally conscious with a sustainable outlook on humankind's pivot to biodegradable awareness. The old me used to think that was namby-pamby consciousness.
But now that beer can is safely in a recycling bin. I didn't find any change but I did find my sunglasses. I was going to try and scrape up enough change for some jalapenos for my rice and beans but saving myself twenty grand in DUI costs is just as good if not better.
PayPal decided they will no longer assist me in asking for donations under my creative content. I tried to get them to tell me what specifically it was...
I know what it was, criticising the left and the Talmudic mafia. They fight sneaky. Always have.
It's okay though because I trust a good God is looking out for me the way a flat tire keeps you out of the deadly crash up ahead.
So I tried to find alternative apps and many of those work in conjunction with the the PayPal borg.
I decided to try cash app. They are sending me a card. My handle is $Shatteredelbow... If someone would help me see if it works, it would be appreciated.
In the meantime I sort of like what someone said here a few days ago about being patient and trusting the plan.
Okay. Might as well. What choice is there?
And oh yeah I almost forgot. A duck smiled at me today by the duck pond. I think he thought my sunglasses looked funny. They are shaped like jalapenos. Got them in Mexico.
After the RV I am going to bless myself with a sunset magenta painted home overlooking a duck pond. And when I leave this body for a higher consciousness I hope to re-manifest as the cutest little pretty fairy with neon wings ..
Not namby-pamby consciousness at all.
Only a real self identifying man as a man could call upon the karmic universal giftgivers for that chosen post reality reality.
Wow this glass full of good Vibrations really works.
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I have been told I am negative by many self proclaimed lightworkers in my 20 years on the internet.
I used to do stand-up comedy but I decided to quit before the audience slash lynchmobs became empowered and remembered to bring rope to the show. I rarely made fun of other people and chose instead to make fun of myself.
However, it occurred to me today if lightworkers wrote my routine, what would that sound like?
Hello everyone what a beautiful day to be alive. The sun was shining, the sky was blue... I smiled at a man walking his dog and told him to have a blessed day.
Whole Foods had the most wonderful lemon muffins on special today and samples of hummus and gluten free vegetable based sea salt crisps. They were yummy.
I went to the bookstore and browsed the inspiration shelves and bought the Guide to Good Vibrations. Then I went for a run by the duck pond and listened to a new age harp player on my ipod. I think I was transported to the sixth dimension and the ducks smiled at me.
Then I went to my Yoga class and had revelation after revelation. One of which was to paint my study sunset magenta.
Well that is my time everyone, remember to bless your waitress.
https://youtu.be/mdt0SOqPJcg
Grrr. Definitely not seeing the light these days but I will count the following blessings.
I went searching for spare change today in my car and found a beer can. The police think an empty beer can means you drink and drive when in actuality it means... Uhh .. I
... I pick up litter... That I am environmentally conscious with a sustainable outlook on humankind's pivot to biodegradable awareness. The old me used to think that was namby-pamby consciousness.
But now that beer can is safely in a recycling bin. I didn't find any change but I did find my sunglasses. I was going to try and scrape up enough change for some jalapenos for my rice and beans but saving myself twenty grand in DUI costs is just as good if not better.
PayPal decided they will no longer assist me in asking for donations under my creative content. I tried to get them to tell me what specifically it was...
I know what it was, criticising the left and the Talmudic mafia. They fight sneaky. Always have.
It's okay though because I trust a good God is looking out for me the way a flat tire keeps you out of the deadly crash up ahead.
So I tried to find alternative apps and many of those work in conjunction with the the PayPal borg.
I decided to try cash app. They are sending me a card. My handle is $Shatteredelbow... If someone would help me see if it works, it would be appreciated.
In the meantime I sort of like what someone said here a few days ago about being patient and trusting the plan.
Okay. Might as well. What choice is there?
And oh yeah I almost forgot. A duck smiled at me today by the duck pond. I think he thought my sunglasses looked funny. They are shaped like jalapenos. Got them in Mexico.
After the RV I am going to bless myself with a sunset magenta painted home overlooking a duck pond. And when I leave this body for a higher consciousness I hope to re-manifest as the cutest little pretty fairy with neon wings ..
Not namby-pamby consciousness at all.
Only a real self identifying man as a man could call upon the karmic universal giftgivers for that chosen post reality reality.
Wow this glass full of good Vibrations really works.
______________________________________________________
If you wish to contact the author of any reader submitted guest post, you can give us an email at UniversalOm432Hz@gmail.com and we'll forward your request to the author.
______________________________________________________
All articles, videos, and images posted on Dinar Chronicles were submitted by readers and/or handpicked by the site itself for informational and/or entertainment purposes.
Dinar Chronicles is not a registered investment adviser, broker dealer, banker or currency dealer and as such, no information on the website should be construed as investment advice. We do not support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any content or communications posted on this site. Information posted on this site may or may not be fictitious. We do not intend to and are not providing financial, legal, tax, political or any other advice to readers of this website.
Copyright © 2019 Dinar Chronicles
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