Entry Submitted by GK at 7:57 PM EDT on October 1, 2019
I am not making fun of Jeff but his hobby is pretty funny. He makes pictures.. usually faces... Out of stains on sidewalks and walls all over the world. He doesn't get paid certainly. Someone must have left him money.
My story is very tricky to tell. The funny parts generally smash into dark things and there are reasons such as liable and slander laws whereas I cannot reveal my theories on what I think was/is going on.
Many other reasons to be cautious. But so much of it is so freaky I am dying to share it like a surreality TV show.
David the Englishman is a round faced ginger who has a war with liquor. DUIs in Los Angeles are extremely harsh. He punched the crap out of a Mexican gang member while serving time for multiple DUIs. The gang put a hit out on him.
David rewrote one of my screenplays and I guess I really hurt his feelings when I told him he made my 19 year old troubled Wisconsin kid sound like Sir Lawrence Olivier.
Plus he had a typical leftist characterization of a kid I had working in a gun store. By the way, years before David, this screenplay was given to Michael Douglas in 1986. He and Kirk also had my western.
I believe Falling Down was the middle aged man version of this script. Also, the script I wrote that Universal Studios called brilliant launched the father son outlaw genre of the late 1980s. Sean Connery in Family Business with Hoffman and Broderick and Sean Connery with Harrison Ford in Raiders of the lost ark 3.. the relationship of father and son is identical.
Keifer and Donald Southerland also made a similar story. My script had been read by all the major agencies. I got screwed. Again.
If you want to read it, here you go.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/gene-kalmes/a-hanging-at-dusk/paperback/product-13626290.html
Anyway back to David. We were still talking the morning of 911 and discussed the event long distance.
Like everyone else on the internet I googled him and found interesting things like a horror film he made. But I can't give details that could lead to problems.
Now here is the weird part. 15 years later I am in a Wisconsin library. I see the librarian helping him look something up.
I approached. "David?"
Boy did canary feathers choke out of his mouth. He denied being David and scurried out of the library. Remember David invited me to Thanksgiving dinner in LA and John Podesta joined us.
A week later I saw him drive down the street in a light blue green '57 Chevy pickup truck wearing a straw hat.
Seriously- a fugging cheap heehaw straw hat.
I literally believe he was an Englishman trying to meld in with Wisconsin cheeseheads in a laughably stereotypical way much like he (mis)wrote the character in my script.
Here are some possibilities. He was hiding from cops, Mexicans, Podesta, or in a witness relocation program or...
Since I am in the Truman show I think the joke was on me. Don't forget they listen to and read everything. It's a hilarious joke on all of us in various ways.
Truman show was a confession by the gnostic jokers.
Personally I think it ties into the darkest subject of all. But that is where I cannot participate in liable and slander..
https://youtu.be/7dGfAiFhXrU
So. I wish everything I wrote could invoke laughter but I write about the WTF of my life.
I always remind people I bounced off the engine of an Amtrak train doing 80 miles an hour, as a skinny 14 year old kid. My leg was almost severed in half. How did I not bleed to death on that track?
I bring that up to drive home the point that there is something extraordinary about my life. A walk in maybe?
Donate to Patrick... please
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I am not making fun of Jeff but his hobby is pretty funny. He makes pictures.. usually faces... Out of stains on sidewalks and walls all over the world. He doesn't get paid certainly. Someone must have left him money.
My story is very tricky to tell. The funny parts generally smash into dark things and there are reasons such as liable and slander laws whereas I cannot reveal my theories on what I think was/is going on.
Many other reasons to be cautious. But so much of it is so freaky I am dying to share it like a surreality TV show.
David the Englishman is a round faced ginger who has a war with liquor. DUIs in Los Angeles are extremely harsh. He punched the crap out of a Mexican gang member while serving time for multiple DUIs. The gang put a hit out on him.
David rewrote one of my screenplays and I guess I really hurt his feelings when I told him he made my 19 year old troubled Wisconsin kid sound like Sir Lawrence Olivier.
Plus he had a typical leftist characterization of a kid I had working in a gun store. By the way, years before David, this screenplay was given to Michael Douglas in 1986. He and Kirk also had my western.
I believe Falling Down was the middle aged man version of this script. Also, the script I wrote that Universal Studios called brilliant launched the father son outlaw genre of the late 1980s. Sean Connery in Family Business with Hoffman and Broderick and Sean Connery with Harrison Ford in Raiders of the lost ark 3.. the relationship of father and son is identical.
Keifer and Donald Southerland also made a similar story. My script had been read by all the major agencies. I got screwed. Again.
If you want to read it, here you go.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/gene-kalmes/a-hanging-at-dusk/paperback/product-13626290.html
Anyway back to David. We were still talking the morning of 911 and discussed the event long distance.
Like everyone else on the internet I googled him and found interesting things like a horror film he made. But I can't give details that could lead to problems.
Now here is the weird part. 15 years later I am in a Wisconsin library. I see the librarian helping him look something up.
I approached. "David?"
Boy did canary feathers choke out of his mouth. He denied being David and scurried out of the library. Remember David invited me to Thanksgiving dinner in LA and John Podesta joined us.
A week later I saw him drive down the street in a light blue green '57 Chevy pickup truck wearing a straw hat.
Seriously- a fugging cheap heehaw straw hat.
I literally believe he was an Englishman trying to meld in with Wisconsin cheeseheads in a laughably stereotypical way much like he (mis)wrote the character in my script.
Here are some possibilities. He was hiding from cops, Mexicans, Podesta, or in a witness relocation program or...
Since I am in the Truman show I think the joke was on me. Don't forget they listen to and read everything. It's a hilarious joke on all of us in various ways.
Truman show was a confession by the gnostic jokers.
Personally I think it ties into the darkest subject of all. But that is where I cannot participate in liable and slander..
https://youtu.be/7dGfAiFhXrU
So. I wish everything I wrote could invoke laughter but I write about the WTF of my life.
I always remind people I bounced off the engine of an Amtrak train doing 80 miles an hour, as a skinny 14 year old kid. My leg was almost severed in half. How did I not bleed to death on that track?
I bring that up to drive home the point that there is something extraordinary about my life. A walk in maybe?
Donate to Patrick... please
http://www.dinarchronicles.com/support-us.html
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If you wish to contact the author of any reader submitted guest post, you can give us an email at UniversalOm432Hz@gmail.com and we'll forward your request to the author.
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All articles, videos, and images posted on Dinar Chronicles were submitted by readers and/or handpicked by the site itself for informational and/or entertainment purposes.
Dinar Chronicles is not a registered investment adviser, broker dealer, banker or currency dealer and as such, no information on the website should be construed as investment advice. We do not support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any content or communications posted on this site. Information posted on this site may or may not be fictitious. We do not intend to and are not providing financial, legal, tax, political or any other advice to readers of this website.
Copyright © 2019 Dinar Chronicles
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