Entry Submitted by GK at 5:14 PM EDT on October 31, 2019
I am extremely impressed with everyone's ability to resist the temptation of purchasing a hoodie. I mean, damn, it probably kept most of you awake the last few days... Running numbers in your brain like, what if I don't feed the kids or the dogs or maybe pawn the weedwhacker... But now... I am turning up the temptation meter to wantonewantonewantone...
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A Space Force hoodie... are you kidding me? Who wouldn't want a Space Force Hoodie? Q wants one... I just know he does. Think about that party in December... If you wear this... People who only sort of liked you are going to fully like you... Take selfies with you... Invite you to go ice fishing...
The promocode: 11thMONKEY gets you 25% off which makes the purchase fairly reasonable... My royalty will be like 7 dollars which is also pretty fair...
But the main thing is... You will be like so ironically hip that even your kids will be like... woah... Dad, Mom... when did you get so ironically hip... ?
I have been busy designing new hoodies all day and I gotta say, some of them are pretty darn terrific and if you had an entire closet full of them... well... I think people will invite you lots of places...
Do me a favor... if you can't afford one... at least browse the selection... choose one or two that you think your friends would like and put it on your social network...
Don't forget to include the link and maybe include a little white lie like the artist who created this needs a heart transplant or a boob reduction...
Browse the store, click on the color varieties... Remember what doesn't kill you will make you a little bit older... but these shirts will make you a little cooler as in hip... as in money... as in fashionably happening... or whatever the new phrase is for the opposite of squaresville...
https://teespring.com/stores/11th-monkey-merch-25-off
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I am extremely impressed with everyone's ability to resist the temptation of purchasing a hoodie. I mean, damn, it probably kept most of you awake the last few days... Running numbers in your brain like, what if I don't feed the kids or the dogs or maybe pawn the weedwhacker... But now... I am turning up the temptation meter to wantonewantonewantone...
(click to see it better)
A Space Force hoodie... are you kidding me? Who wouldn't want a Space Force Hoodie? Q wants one... I just know he does. Think about that party in December... If you wear this... People who only sort of liked you are going to fully like you... Take selfies with you... Invite you to go ice fishing...
The promocode: 11thMONKEY gets you 25% off which makes the purchase fairly reasonable... My royalty will be like 7 dollars which is also pretty fair...
But the main thing is... You will be like so ironically hip that even your kids will be like... woah... Dad, Mom... when did you get so ironically hip... ?
I have been busy designing new hoodies all day and I gotta say, some of them are pretty darn terrific and if you had an entire closet full of them... well... I think people will invite you lots of places...
Do me a favor... if you can't afford one... at least browse the selection... choose one or two that you think your friends would like and put it on your social network...
Don't forget to include the link and maybe include a little white lie like the artist who created this needs a heart transplant or a boob reduction...
Browse the store, click on the color varieties... Remember what doesn't kill you will make you a little bit older... but these shirts will make you a little cooler as in hip... as in money... as in fashionably happening... or whatever the new phrase is for the opposite of squaresville...
https://teespring.com/stores/11th-monkey-merch-25-off
______________________________________________________
If you wish to contact the author of any reader submitted guest post, you can give us an email at UniversalOm432Hz@gmail.com and we'll forward your request to the author.
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All articles, videos, and images posted on Dinar Chronicles were submitted by readers and/or handpicked by the site itself for informational and/or entertainment purposes.
Dinar Chronicles is not a registered investment adviser, broker dealer, banker or currency dealer and as such, no information on the website should be construed as investment advice. We do not support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any content or communications posted on this site. Information posted on this site may or may not be fictitious. We do not intend to and are not providing financial, legal, tax, political or any other advice to readers of this website.
Copyright © 2019 Dinar Chronicles
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