Entry Submitted by The Happily Ever After Agency at 4:24 PM EST on November 29, 2019
Hey Gang Of Light ....
Which creepy guru should you blindly follow?
As part of the new age community, you know that your spiritual growth doesn’t depend on you, it depends on your guru.
Without the right guru, you’re left in the wasteland of having to use the power of your own thinking. However, you step into true spiritual empowerment when you put yourself in the disempowering position of being a follower of a guru.
The Word “ Guru “ is Being Used Very Loosely Lately ....
NO One On This Site is a Guru ....
It’s Like Saying a Person Who Can from There Car , To There Front Door , Is An Extreme Endurance Athlete ....
We May Have Intel Relayers ( and that’s me being Nice ) and Thats About as Far as I Would Go ....
You Can’t Just Write a Few Posts , Pass On Some Third Hand Information and Call Your Self a Guru ...
Please Remember ....
“ YOU Are The ENTIRE Sum Of The Universe “ ....
“ We Are Galactic Gods “ .....
So Suck On That “ Guru Schmuruus “ .....
Love You Gals and Guys ....
Your Little Shit of a Brother ...
E-J .....
Ps : I’ve Been Thinking of Ways to Make Some Extra Money While We Wait ....
So Here’s My Pitch for Any Investors ....
Now We Have All Lost( as In died , not Are they hiding behind the tree ) , Some One Dear To Us ....
It Kinda Blows Chunks When It Happens ....
You Feel A Huge Hole Left In Your Life ...
Wondering How You Gonna Survive ....
But No Longer Gals and Guys ....
See Your Loved Ones In Real Time , 4K High Definition .....
Ladies and Gentlemen I Bring You .....
“ Coffin Cam “ .....
A Camera in Your Lost Ones Coffin , So You Can Look In On Them As Often As You Like and Never Have To Feel Lonely Ever Again ...
Coffin Cam Can Be Retrofitted To Fit Any Coffin ...
One Can Choose Any Colour Mood Lighting ...
And Order Now and Ill Throw In The DANCE Package for Free to the 1st 111 Customers ...
I Hear You Ask Your Self .....
Dance Package , Oooooh E-J , That’s Sounds So Amazing What Could It Be ? ....
“ Dead People Can’t Dance “ .....
E-J , “ Says Who “ ....
Included In The Dance Package is a Mirror Ball Hung From The Lid of the Coffin and Specially Made Taser Connected To Your Dearly Departed ....
At a Press of a Button , No Matter Where You Are In The World ....
You Can See Your Dearly Departed Light Up Light Up Like The 4th of July , and Let a 100000 Volts of Electricity Bring Out The Hidden Dancer In Your Loved One ....
You Can Have Saturday Night Fever Any Night Of The Week .....
Patent Pending ...
I Know You’ve Just Had Your Mind Blown ....
I Have That Affect On People ...
Such Poor Taste E-J ...
“ I Know Right “ .....
So Gang Of Light , Keep Your Pekker Hard Your Powder Dry and The World Will Turn ....
0010110 0010110 0010110
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Copyright © 2019 Dinar Chronicles
Hey Gang Of Light ....
Which creepy guru should you blindly follow?
As part of the new age community, you know that your spiritual growth doesn’t depend on you, it depends on your guru.
Without the right guru, you’re left in the wasteland of having to use the power of your own thinking. However, you step into true spiritual empowerment when you put yourself in the disempowering position of being a follower of a guru.
The Word “ Guru “ is Being Used Very Loosely Lately ....
NO One On This Site is a Guru ....
It’s Like Saying a Person Who Can from There Car , To There Front Door , Is An Extreme Endurance Athlete ....
We May Have Intel Relayers ( and that’s me being Nice ) and Thats About as Far as I Would Go ....
You Can’t Just Write a Few Posts , Pass On Some Third Hand Information and Call Your Self a Guru ...
Please Remember ....
“ YOU Are The ENTIRE Sum Of The Universe “ ....
“ We Are Galactic Gods “ .....
So Suck On That “ Guru Schmuruus “ .....
Love You Gals and Guys ....
Your Little Shit of a Brother ...
E-J .....
Ps : I’ve Been Thinking of Ways to Make Some Extra Money While We Wait ....
So Here’s My Pitch for Any Investors ....
Now We Have All Lost( as In died , not Are they hiding behind the tree ) , Some One Dear To Us ....
It Kinda Blows Chunks When It Happens ....
You Feel A Huge Hole Left In Your Life ...
Wondering How You Gonna Survive ....
But No Longer Gals and Guys ....
See Your Loved Ones In Real Time , 4K High Definition .....
Ladies and Gentlemen I Bring You .....
“ Coffin Cam “ .....
A Camera in Your Lost Ones Coffin , So You Can Look In On Them As Often As You Like and Never Have To Feel Lonely Ever Again ...
Coffin Cam Can Be Retrofitted To Fit Any Coffin ...
One Can Choose Any Colour Mood Lighting ...
And Order Now and Ill Throw In The DANCE Package for Free to the 1st 111 Customers ...
I Hear You Ask Your Self .....
Dance Package , Oooooh E-J , That’s Sounds So Amazing What Could It Be ? ....
“ Dead People Can’t Dance “ .....
E-J , “ Says Who “ ....
Included In The Dance Package is a Mirror Ball Hung From The Lid of the Coffin and Specially Made Taser Connected To Your Dearly Departed ....
At a Press of a Button , No Matter Where You Are In The World ....
You Can See Your Dearly Departed Light Up Light Up Like The 4th of July , and Let a 100000 Volts of Electricity Bring Out The Hidden Dancer In Your Loved One ....
You Can Have Saturday Night Fever Any Night Of The Week .....
Patent Pending ...
I Know You’ve Just Had Your Mind Blown ....
I Have That Affect On People ...
Such Poor Taste E-J ...
“ I Know Right “ .....
So Gang Of Light , Keep Your Pekker Hard Your Powder Dry and The World Will Turn ....
0010110 0010110 0010110
______________________________________________________
If you wish to contact the author of any reader submitted guest post, you can give us an email at UniversalOm432Hz@gmail.com and we'll forward your request to the author.
______________________________________________________
All articles, videos, and images posted on Dinar Chronicles were submitted by readers and/or handpicked by the site itself for informational and/or entertainment purposes.
Dinar Chronicles is not a registered investment adviser, broker dealer, banker or currency dealer and as such, no information on the website should be construed as investment advice. We do not support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any content or communications posted on this site. Information posted on this site may or may not be fictitious. We do not intend to and are not providing financial, legal, tax, political or any other advice to readers of this website.
Copyright © 2019 Dinar Chronicles
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