"Me and my Spider" by GK - 9.6.20

Entry Submitted by GK at 4:09 PM EDT on September 6, 2020

My Keto diet keeps being sabotaged by my love for cookies, crackers, chips, popcorn, beer, and various mouth/Gullet destinations of food like substances.

I hate getting fat but in interest of truth let's remove the word, "getting."

Basically all of us have behaviors we turn to when our brains hit lulls. Tedium and same old same old.

I mean seriously, man cannot live on horrifying dark bleak creepy Hollywood movie plots alone.

A dark humor game to play is to read Netflix summaries out loud. Why do plots always have to involve murder, kidnapping, theft, suicide, cheating, hit men, serial killers, revenge, and nerds who can't git any?

How about a movie about 4 friends who are really fun people that spending two hours with-- without trauma is the best two hours ever?

Five sensible sized paragraphs into this and I still don't know where this is going.



OCD on the uprise. Dr. Fauci, Dr. Faucet... Hey? Were we played in another delightful social engineering practical joke?

My compulsion used to be chasing women even though I was already in love with one. The result is now regret but I know for a fact it was not going to end any differently in the parralel universe where a guy who looks just like me found it was ego not sex and the associated low self esteem and insecurity that fueled the wanderlust but hey... First world problems are so much better than being born in a far off hot land with lots of flies and no food. Third world mates dot com. I love long walks looking for food.

Seems I am getting closer to a point here.

Still not sure, what though.

Certain points should only be made in confession booths, not worldwide.



Here I am as of a few nights ago, sitting alone on the deck by the river, taking a selfie and pondering the life I would rather have. Sitting on a deck with lots of money.



On my way home thru the cornfields about a week back I pulled over several times to capture what I called "flat bottom clouds."

I would say for about twenty miles in all directions there were flat bottom clouds and I suspected Kent Dunn would say "Thems Paladeam space ships."



I snapped senorita spidero after the sun went down (using the flash.)

Invasion of privacy?



Four men who were either lonely and single or escaping their wives?

Okay, in order for Patrick to post this at chronicles aIl I have to do is neatly tie in our investment or pedophiles.

Well, I see no reason that once we are all rich we can't afford to play their game. That okay, 1...2...3....Run-- game-- they played with kids.

I promise to know what I am writing about before I start writing next time.

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